You’re not “just” a person — you’re a limited-edition cosmic masterpiece. This playful “nutrition facts”–style design serves as your spiritual ingredient list: 100% Non-GMO, Made with Love, Fragile, Requires Crystal Ball, Contents Vary by Shape, Color & Beliefs. It’s a wink to the magic that makes each of us wonderfully one-of-a-kind.
🌬️ Design Vibe
A quirky nutrition label for the soul — barcode included!
Whimsical affirmations that blend humor with higher vibes
A conversation starter that says, “I’m human, but also a little stardust.”
🌿 Why You’ll Love It
Soft, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton for a lived-in, vintage feel
Relaxed unisex fit for all-day comfort
Wearable art that blends spirituality with a dash of sass
Perfect for those who love to make people smile while staying authentic
🎁 Perfect For
Free spirits, crystal collectors, and light-hearted mystics
Holiday gifting with a playful spiritual twist
Sunday markets, coffee dates, retreats, or crystal shop browsing
Anyone who believes humor is a high vibration
✨ Because being human is a trip — and your soul is the best part of the ride.
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.50
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
31.87
33.75
35.62
37.25
38.75
39.75
Size tolerance, in
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
1.00
Product features - Durable double needle sleeve and bottom hems for enhanced longevity - Elastic ribbed-knit cuffs to maintain shape and comfort - Stabilizing neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Unique garment-dyed fabric for a soft feel and distinctive colors - Made from 100% ring spun cotton to ensure a smooth finish and quality print
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean
