For the souls who trust divine timing over deadlines — this hoodie is your cosmic permission slip to slow down, align, and flow with the rhythm of the universe. 🪐 Featuring the playful yet powerful phrase “I’m not lazy — I’m on Universe Time”, it’s a reminder that rest, reflection, and sacred pauses are part of the spiritual journey.
Soft, cozy, and radiating mindful humor, this hoodie is perfect for stargazing nights, Sunday soul sessions, or simply vibing in your divine timing. 🌌✨
🌬️ Design Vibe:
Playful celestial typography with a spiritual twist 🌠
Minimal yet bold — a statement for cosmic dreamers 🪐
Perfect balance of humor and higher perspective ✨
🌿 Why You’ll Love It:
Soft, cozy cotton-poly blend that feels like a gentle cosmic hug
Unisex fit — ideal for layering, lounging, or mindful walks
High-quality print designed to keep up with your spiritual adventures
Ethically made with love and universal flow 💫
🎁 Perfect For:
Cosmic souls, manifestors, and divine-timing believers 🌌
Gifting to spiritual friends who love a good laugh 😄
Meditation mornings, moonlit nights, or cozy retreats 🕊️
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Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
31.89
33.86
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
33.07
33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
39.50
40.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for comfort - Ethically produced with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for low environmental impact
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
